Welcome to the rebellion.
It
is a
period
of culinary
inertia. Rebel
chefs, cooking at
a Coco Town restaurant,
have won their first victory
over oppressive Imperial food critics.
During an
Empire dinner
rush in which the
full hunger of Imperial
Forces was unleashed on the
brave rebels, Jedi souse chefs smuggled
in banned spices and use the Force (and wicked-sharp
lightsaber, ginsu knives) to create sumptuous recipes zesty
enough to satisfy an entire restaurant of hungry patrons bred with
identically voracious, appetities. Pursued by rival restaurants, Dex’s
Diner expands its menu and restore savory deliciousness and freedom
to desperate alien and human taste buds ACROSS THE GALAXY...
is a
period
of culinary
inertia. Rebel
chefs, cooking at
a Coco Town restaurant,
have won their first victory
over oppressive Imperial food critics.
During an
Empire dinner
rush in which the
full hunger of Imperial
Forces was unleashed on the
brave rebels, Jedi souse chefs smuggled
in banned spices and use the Force (and wicked-sharp
lightsaber, ginsu knives) to create sumptuous recipes zesty
enough to satisfy an entire restaurant of hungry patrons bred with
identically voracious, appetities. Pursued by rival restaurants, Dex’s
Diner expands its menu and restore savory deliciousness and freedom
to desperate alien and human taste buds ACROSS THE GALAXY...
DEX'S DINER
A NEW HOPE FOR MMMMMM...!
A NEW HOPE FOR MMMMMM...!
Come on down to Dexter Jettster’s gourment grill in downtown Coco Town, Coruscant.
No one serves you faster than a four-armed grill master!
On weekends we have Fresh Seafood from Naboo and Kamino:
Colo Claw Fish Chowder
Oopee Sea Killer and Chips
Sando Aqua Monster Calamari
Daily Blue Plate Blue Milk Specials:
Krayt Dragon Ribs, Tauntaun Burgers
Pan-Fried Mynock with Ardee and Space Slug Pudding.
A delight for all species of taste buds!
Tuesday is Wing Ding Night!
Peko-Peko Wings by the dozen!
Hot Jawa Juice brewed fresh every day.
All specials come with a coupon for free frappé dessert in Mos Espa on
sunny Tatooine. They don’t call it a Dessert Planet for nothing!
Try their deep-fried Wampa Ice Creature Sandwich,
a slice of Ronto Pie or a Cinnamon Sarlacc Stick, seasoned
with only the finest ingredients from the Spice Mines of Kessel.
Then speed over to Mos Eisley Cantina for the soulful stylings of
Wilson Wickett and the Jundland Gap, performing such hits as
Massiff Sally and In The Midnight Parsec.
Dex’s Diner
Coco Town, Lower-Level 60, Coruscant
Your Home Away From Home Cooking!
"Food just like your DNA Resequencing,
Embryo-Monitoring, Mamma Droid used to inject!"
For franchise info please contact:
Chewbacca J. Wookie Enterprises
1381 Treetop Blvd., Kashwyk.
No one serves you faster than a four-armed grill master!
On weekends we have Fresh Seafood from Naboo and Kamino:
Colo Claw Fish Chowder
Oopee Sea Killer and Chips
Sando Aqua Monster Calamari
Daily Blue Plate Blue Milk Specials:
Krayt Dragon Ribs, Tauntaun Burgers
Pan-Fried Mynock with Ardee and Space Slug Pudding.
A delight for all species of taste buds!
Tuesday is Wing Ding Night!
Peko-Peko Wings by the dozen!
Hot Jawa Juice brewed fresh every day.
All specials come with a coupon for free frappé dessert in Mos Espa on
sunny Tatooine. They don’t call it a Dessert Planet for nothing!
Try their deep-fried Wampa Ice Creature Sandwich,
a slice of Ronto Pie or a Cinnamon Sarlacc Stick, seasoned
with only the finest ingredients from the Spice Mines of Kessel.
Then speed over to Mos Eisley Cantina for the soulful stylings of
Wilson Wickett and the Jundland Gap, performing such hits as
Massiff Sally and In The Midnight Parsec.
Dex’s Diner
Coco Town, Lower-Level 60, Coruscant
Your Home Away From Home Cooking!
"Food just like your DNA Resequencing,
Embryo-Monitoring, Mamma Droid used to inject!"
For franchise info please contact:
Chewbacca J. Wookie Enterprises
1381 Treetop Blvd., Kashwyk.
THIS WEEK ONLY!
TAKE THE IMPERIAL NEWS' CULINARY CORUSCANT CONTEST
Win a free evening out including dinner at one of Coruscant’s finest restaurants and a shuttle tour of Tatooine night-life. To Enter: Simply answer the following skill-testing question and sub-space it to The Imperial News inside a plucky R2 unit along with your bar code:
“What is the proper temperature for flash-frying barbecued Ewok?” *
*Find the answer in the latest issue of the Imperial News!
TAKE THE IMPERIAL NEWS' CULINARY CORUSCANT CONTEST
Win a free evening out including dinner at one of Coruscant’s finest restaurants and a shuttle tour of Tatooine night-life. To Enter: Simply answer the following skill-testing question and sub-space it to The Imperial News inside a plucky R2 unit along with your bar code:
“What is the proper temperature for flash-frying barbecued Ewok?” *
*Find the answer in the latest issue of the Imperial News!
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