Welcome to the rebellion. For your weekend viewing pleasure we have hacked into Imperial databases and retrieved this weekend's Pay-Per-Holo movie schedule. Enjoy.
RED CHANNEL: Home Box Holo
Friday
5:00pm Wag The Dianoga
7:00pm Pretty Wookie
8:30pm Team Empire: Space Police
10:00pm Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sithhood
Saturday
12:00am The Neverending Sequels
1:30am Rancor Dundee II
3:00am Pee Wee’s Big Empire
4:30am That Darn Sarlacc
6:00am Womprats In Paris
7:30am 101 Dianogas
9:00am My Cousin Dengar
10:30am Droid Story
12:00pm Imperial Pie III
1:30pm Peggy Sue Got Vaporized
3:30pm It’s A Wonderful Force
5:15pm Memoirs Of A Jedi
7:15pm Dennis The Phantom Menace
9:00pm Finding Wattoo
11:00pm Nightmare On Coruscant: Jek Porkin’s Revenge
Sunday
1:00am Dial “M” For Mynock
2:30am Bend It Like Boba
4:00am Lando And Hardy: Silent Holo Classics
4:45am Anakin Scorsese’s Age Of Imperialism
6:00am Fat Akbar
7:30am A Hard Day’s Flight
9:00am Meet The Sperm Donors
10:30pm Howard The Duck
12:00pm Spacey Movie III
1:30pm Good Wattoo Hunting
3:30pm Miracle In 34th Quadrant
5:00pm Imperial Psycho
6:30pm Naboo Hill
8:00pm The Incredible Hutt
10:00pm Star Trek: Try, Try Again
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